tongue in cheek, people!

The other day, I had to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I went to the Army-Navy store, and bought some military fatigue pants and a shirt.

Then I sewed on a patch I bought on Ebay.

It was amazing how many people left as I walked in. I guess they suddenly decided they weren't that sick after all. 

( Here is the patch that you can sew on your clothing if you are in need of quicker emergency service. )